Man Applies Weak Choke, Releases, Then Eats Six Punches
A mustached hero decides today's the day he becomes a peacemaker at Waffle House. Two guys are arguing. He steps in, wraps up one of them in a rear naked choke. The choke's so weak the guy basically walks out of it. Then our hero makes the worst decision of his entire life.
He lets go. The angry man turns around. And our mustached friend just stands there. Hands down. Zero guard. The first punch lands clean on his jaw. He doesn't move. Second punch. Still standing there like a mannequin testing crash helmets. Third punch connects. He's still processing what's happening.
Fourth, fifth, sixth punch rain down on his stationary face. He tries walking away but keeps drifting back into punching range like a moth to a flame. His brain's screaming "do something" but his body's committed to the pacifist statue strategy. The final punch sends him to the floor. His coworker just watches.
Did he think the guy would shake his hand and thank him? Will he ever understand what went wrong here? And most importantly, why did nobody teach this man to put his hands up?
He lets go. The angry man turns around. And our mustached friend just stands there. Hands down. Zero guard. The first punch lands clean on his jaw. He doesn't move. Second punch. Still standing there like a mannequin testing crash helmets. Third punch connects. He's still processing what's happening.
Fourth, fifth, sixth punch rain down on his stationary face. He tries walking away but keeps drifting back into punching range like a moth to a flame. His brain's screaming "do something" but his body's committed to the pacifist statue strategy. The final punch sends him to the floor. His coworker just watches.
Did he think the guy would shake his hand and thank him? Will he ever understand what went wrong here? And most importantly, why did nobody teach this man to put his hands up?
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