Purple Belt Challenges People Wearing Boxing Gloves
A BJJ purple belt sets up shop in a park with a challenge: knock him out and win $400. The catch? Challengers wear giant 16-ounce boxing gloves. He stays bare-handed. First challenger steps up, throws jabs. The purple belt circles backwards in the open field, dodges easy, waits for his moment.
The challenger rushes forward. Purple belt shoots low, secures double leg control. He lifts the challenger clean off the ground, spins him gently like pizza dough, places him on the grass soft as a feather. The gloves make it impossible to defend. No grips, no frames, no escape. The purple belt locks a triangle choke. Tap comes quick.
Next challenger says "let me start on the ground, give me a handicap." Purple belt agrees, drops to his back. Challenger thinks he's got an advantage now. He tries throwing punches from top position. The gloves are too big. No momentum, no damage. Purple belt sweeps, takes the back, sinks the choke.
Will anyone figure out how to stop the takedowns, or will the gloves keep giving the purple belt free submissions?
The challenger rushes forward. Purple belt shoots low, secures double leg control. He lifts the challenger clean off the ground, spins him gently like pizza dough, places him on the grass soft as a feather. The gloves make it impossible to defend. No grips, no frames, no escape. The purple belt locks a triangle choke. Tap comes quick.
Next challenger says "let me start on the ground, give me a handicap." Purple belt agrees, drops to his back. Challenger thinks he's got an advantage now. He tries throwing punches from top position. The gloves are too big. No momentum, no damage. Purple belt sweeps, takes the back, sinks the choke.
Will anyone figure out how to stop the takedowns, or will the gloves keep giving the purple belt free submissions?
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